New Yorker Caption Contest Thread

brianf · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:58 pm

wrote:

"Hey quit sniffing that baby, it's creepy."

Jason C-M · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:14 am

Quote:

"Well this is going to be an easy elimination round for Master of Disguise. Is that supposed to be a raccoon? You're two times too big and built like a friggin' bulldog. But Howie, man, you really brought your "A" game. Is that a real baby-pelt you're using?"

Skullcano · **Joined:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:49 am **Posts:** 452

wrote:

"I really have got to quit this taxidermy thing; I went to far this time."

Skullcano · **Joined:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:49 am **Posts:** 452

wrote:

"Alright, you critters win this time; motion to install a full-length door has been over-ruled."

Skullcano · **Joined:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:49 am **Posts:** 452

wrote:

Alright, guys, gather 'round. One word for y'all: "chimera."

Skullcano · **Joined:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:49 am **Posts:** 452

wrote:

"C'mon! Pull yourself together, Roy! It's the booze, you're seeing things again... also, there is NO WAY that Ally McBeal Baby is your spirit animal."

preachertom · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:09 pm

wrote:

"You might as well call me Sheriff McBigamist, cuz I've been secretly married to each of you ladies."

preachertom · **Posted:** Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:37 am

Some Finalists wrote:

“The revolution has begun!”
Submitted by Jim Peterson
Petaluma, Calif.

“I finally got that desk job I’ve been looking at.”
Submitted by Carolyn Thon
San Mateo, Calif.

“I am telling you this guy is a micromanager.”
Submitted by Albert Ortega
Chapel Hill, N.C.

preachertom · **Posted:** Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:38 am

Paul Noth wrote:

brianf · **Posted:** Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:58 am

wrote:

"on your marks... get set..."

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